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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (7493)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by jake (man) - United States (Ohio)

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at least now you can find someone older than 14

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:26pm by rachexl

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You're better off without her, don't worry.

Edit: What, I'm the only one to follow FML during the Superbowl? Multitask, j0.

#1 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:25pm by ZuRG

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