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Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

#5 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:08am by sarah8909

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did it work?!

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:04am by jenn9854

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