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Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p
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Friday 24 October 2014