Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
by bluebride / 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
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Wow.... your mother is a self-centered cunt
#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:14pm by Namenlos
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What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?
#11 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:28pm by allmidnighteyes
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