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Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Wow.... your mother is a self-centered cunt

#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:14pm by Namenlos

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What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

#11 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:28pm by allmidnighteyes

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