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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (1364)

On 02/02/2010 at 2:34am - love - by BaldingQuick (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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