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Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (6807)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

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