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Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
Did she have a Hoveround? If she did then technically you wouldn't have been lying.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014