[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (32043)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I...

ThatCery's life also sucks
Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to...

Sam also deserved it
Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!