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Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

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That reminds me of the time I passed by my friend at school in the hallway, and said, "What's up?" she looked hurt and didn't respond. Later, I asked her why. She thought I said 'Shut up'. Communication Fail.

#8 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:19pm by EffMEffinL

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What I really want to know is why you greeted her with "Hey sweetheart" on the1st date. That's more of a 5th-10th date thing. On the 1st-5th dates you greet each other by name. The 10th date and up you start making those really horrible nicknames that make your friends sick each time you use them.

#11 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:23pm by saranottelling

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