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Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 12:01am - love - by pogodrake (man) - United States (Michigan)

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You should explain to her what happened.

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:09am by Pinkolulooo

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Couldn't you give her a call on your way to the doctor's? Even at this point, can't you just explain what happened? If she won't believe you when your arm's in a brace, she's probably not the kind of person you want to date.

#5 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:17am by tisiphone

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