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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23730) - you deserved it (6850)

On 01/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Aphrodite - Sent from mobile version

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so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

#10 - On 01/23/2010 at 8:04pm by davidhasmorefun

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how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

#7 - On 01/23/2010 at 8:01pm by HoesInaBox

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