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Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (3630)

On 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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She's a shallow bitch. Be happy.

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 3:10am by allmidnighteyes

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that really does suck but at least you know you helped someone in the process

#3 - On 01/23/2010 at 3:10am by decaturboizone6

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