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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 5:41pm - love - by ponyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

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1. Explain what's up
2. Propose
3. ????
4. Profit

#1 - On 01/22/2010 at 7:03pm by Zenn0

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I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute.

All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

#11 - On 01/22/2010 at 7:13pm by mshafty

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