Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

by ponyboy / 01/22/2010 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • 1. Explain what's up
    2. Propose
    3. ????
    4. Profit

    #1 - On 01/22/2010 at 7:03pm by Zenn0

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  • I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute.

    All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

    #11 - On 01/22/2010 at 7:13pm by mshafty

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