Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19313) - you deserved it (2878)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Top comments

"Rule of thumb" comes from an old British law that states a man cannot hit his wife with anything wider than his thumb.

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:03am by playnejayne

See in context

Cohabitation? His methods work great in marriage, too!

Until I learned of Cesar and his techniques, I could simply not stop my wife from peeing on the carpets!

#17 - On 01/22/2010 at 11:30am by perdix

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: