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Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

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"Rule of thumb" comes from an old British law that states a man cannot hit his wife with anything wider than his thumb.

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:03am by playnejayne

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Cohabitation? His methods work great in marriage, too!

Until I learned of Cesar and his techniques, I could simply not stop my wife from peeing on the carpets!

#17 - On 01/22/2010 at 11:30am by perdix

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