heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
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Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
ladida94 0
fuunny!!
dudeitsdanny 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
But how else is he supposed to tell his online girlfriend that he's laughing? Because only a nerd who's online all the time would do this.
spiderman0606 0
I know people who respond with "lol" or "lawl" when you're talkng to them. Aggravating as hell. And it takes every part of me to stop myself from punching them in the face. It's ok, though. Otherwise, I don't think they'd do my homework for me. You know, without taking effort in being forceful.
humorizer 14
Says the kid with the word "spiderman" in his user name.
peacockfeather 0
@82 good one.:) *internet high-five*
Black_noise09 0
As long as he's not calling himself that IRL it doesn't really matter. Or should I have more respect for you "humorizer"
idkweird 0
I concur with the statement #2 made. I would have dropped that guy as fast as I could. That's beyond aggravating!
Residence_fml 4
Nah no reason to get all violent just touch him in the part of the neck where you make him throw up. He won't be l-o-ling that loud anymore when he's throwing up his guts
slaveowner190461 0
haha that was funny
crazytoaster 2
People who say "lol" deserve every ******* slap i give them.
kukitheaf 0
to 48: lol
Mahyar 2
Hahahahaha. I'm guessing op said lol because laughing is tiresome so he maybe fat. 8)
tahliho 0
I agree, thtd drive me nuts
ilovefatcats 12
82 nerd web!!! hahahahlolhaha
ilovefatcats 12
blahhhhhrflolblahhhhhrf! no probaly not lol
ilovefatcats 12
that blahrf this was meant to 110
koolitaliano 0
YDI, I hate people who do that. hahaha lol
BeeSkwaird 0
It's not clear if he's talking about in-person or online, but either way... saying "LOL" is about the most un-masculine thing you can do. Do you have a man purse and paint your nails too?
tikimuppet 11
@70 hahahaha I would break up with you too. Even if you did say it online, I still think it's sad
frikkinhannah 0
Oh my God. that's the most aggravating thing ever. If it's IRL, I don't blame her, and even online it's stupid
valdancer99 0
ANNOYING TEXTER FTW!!
KyraJFoxx 14
Well you obviously deserved that one OP.. I wonder if you were "lol-ing" when she broke up with you
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
caticaticati 3
I only go for guys who say roflmao as an actual word. Rofflemow.
infernofalcon 0
omfgwrfbbq - come on baby.. Let's go tour lolcanos in our private roflcopter, Oh, what's that you say? You want to go troll /b/with me later? Mm what a romantic notion... And I . . FIRED MY LASER!! - in my pants! *cough pedobear approves *cough*
xiFlyx 0
roflmfao @94 xD
tommyfox 19
94- WIN.
_Mazza_ 0
At first when I heard about this, I thought no-one could be that obnoxious. Then, one of the people I know started doing it. Stop it, or you will never be respected for anything you do, ever. Dumbass.
f_ed_panda 0
You really should stop that, unless you're 10. Then you can keep saying l-o-l for another couple of months, but then you really should stop that.
DoorMatCat 3
I think when OP laughs, he actually says 'lol' as it is spelled, rather than saying the letters l-o-l, which is a little less annoying, but I can still understand why he was dumped.
ramakandra 3
seriously, youre a loser, what the hell did you expect would happen?
RustyGuns 0
lol
YouGotTold 0
ydi lololololololololololol
Nellybert 0
I knew a guy who did that at university, it was so annoying that I'm surprised she put up with you long enough to ever be your girlfriend!
Aeolian 0
Jesus. This should be FHerLife.
rebecca__amy 1
Hahahahahahaha! Sooo true.