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Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

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If you've only been dating for 3 weeks then why are you already sleeping together?

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 10:46am by wannabesinger

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and you're not ashamed of calling people like him "boyfriend"? and you sleep together after a 3 week relationship? god.

#4 - On 01/17/2010 at 10:49am by queenofdeath

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