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Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by jkl54 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Return and exchange! Choose one she liked!

If she has to wear it her whole life it better be something she doesn't think is "hideous".

#2 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am by hpnerd

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She was probably just saying it was hideous because she thought she could never get it, little did she know..I'd return it and get her something she likes, hey if it saves you the money!

#4 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:23am by megabytes101

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