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Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (10447)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.

#10 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:33pm by monkey314159

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Next time just say : "Fuck me."

#7 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:31pm by LemonadePink

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