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Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18740) - you deserved it (2258)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

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Just please be nice when and if he calls! Gay guys have assumed my husband is gay on a number of occasions, and he always takes it as a compliment--most gay guys have good taste. :-)

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 1:33am by Sammara

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how adorable, take it as a compliment. we're very picky

#9 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:16am by jvjanisse

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