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Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (4270)

On 01/01/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by ScrewedOver (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him.
(Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush)

"Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML"
Your life is not fucked.

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:35am by allmidnighteyes

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date his brother... if he has one.

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:31am by namezox

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