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Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (3242)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

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