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Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (3491)

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thats a guy technique to get you to leave him alone... so wht hes saying inst true.
basically he wants you to fuck off :P
im a guy, i would know the technique

#10 - On 12/31/2009 at 8:04am by Gstone5

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take this from personal experience, do not humour him. do not talk to him do not even interact with him. cut off all ties before he starts google mApping where u live.

#7 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:43am by siobhan7795

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