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Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (4296)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

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Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..

#9 - On 12/31/2009 at 7:52am by loooooooooool

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Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.

#13 - On 12/31/2009 at 8:31am by lynzykins

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