Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16820) - you totally deserved it (2769)
On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States
(-2)Just based on the wording of all this ... I think I can safely assume you met him online. Good job. Sounds like you got yourself a catch.
#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:04am by beanstalk0311
(+2)Are you an idiot? She said TEXTING.
For all we know, she met him at a bar and they exchanged numbers. Or at a party or at whatever other location. It's how it often goes.
People don't exchange numbers online so fast, they exchange e-mail addresses, genius.
(-1)Lulz #50 yes, they do. There are people who meet others online and then fuck them that same day. It's called Craigslist.
#51 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:23pm by waterynuggets
(+2)Sucks that he turned out to be this terribly clingy. But at least you realized it before you were in a real relationship. So you're just in time to tell him it's not going to work.
#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:08am by lettertjes
(+1)RUN AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK! hopefully you didnt give him out personal information and this guy will lose interest or at least come to his senses.... O.o
#6 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:33am by daydreamstar
(+2)take this from personal experience, do not humour him. do not talk to him do not even interact with him. cut off all ties before he starts google mApping where u live.
#7 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:43am by siobhan7795
(0)Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
#9 - On 12/31/2009 at 7:52am by loooooooooool
(+1) thats a guy technique to get you to leave him alone... so wht hes saying inst true.
basically he wants you to fuck off :P
im a guy, i would know the technique
(-1)That's exactly what I was thinking.
Basically, there are two possible outcomes from this situation:
1. Most likely, he's trying to creep you out so you'll leave him alone.
2. In the rare case that he actually is that weird and he's absolutely obsessed with you after only three days, if you feel the same way about him then keep texting him. You two are made to be together.
(0)I was thinking that too...or trying to scare her off
#83 - On 07/10/2010 at 12:21am by afallingstar
(-1)everyone needs to find a creepy stalker type online at least once. it gives us people who leave the house something to learn from.
(0)Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.
(+2)Agreed that this will probably end up in breakup. But it could just be the guy is a bit socially awkward when it comes to courtship. I imagine he was a bit embarrassed about sending that. Worth at least trying to see what he is like in person. I mean isn't that what all women want anyway? For their man to love them and want to marry them? Perhaps he thought he was being romantic but instead it came across as being a creeper.
I would click YDI but thats saying you deserve to have a man you fancy profess his love for you so not going to click either. ;)
(+1)I feel as though you need to inform your suitor that you do not believe that things would work out between the two of you.
However, don't tell him it's because of what he said. That would be unfortunate for the next woman with whom he falls in love, as he wouldn't say it to her so soon, thus she might get in too deep with the psycho.
#16 - On 12/31/2009 at 9:21am by Consequences
(+1)Seriously, this is not an FML. You've only known each other for three days. He's probably just doing it because he doesn't like you.
(-1)he luvs u and that's all that matters rite?...
#23 - On 12/31/2009 at 10:26am by GiRIsMakingCupca
(0)I wonder if this (assuming it's even real) wasn't just a clever way for the guy to get out of having to continue texting someone he wasn't interested in at all. In other words, act as crazy as a loon to drive the OP away. Sounds like a clever, legitimate tactic to me.
Neil
(0)haha sucks shouldn't talk to strangers or creepers watch out this one must be a stalker
#25 - On 12/31/2009 at 11:25am by Tamara2011
(0)He's a bedwetter who doesn't know what he wants and loves girls he doesn't know.
*slowly turns head to you, the reader*
(0)So you've known a guy for three days and you gave him your phone number?
I have to say that you deserve every bit of this.
#27 - On 12/31/2009 at 11:33am by capthavoc123
(0)Awwww come on guys, give the poor dude a break! Sometimes you get so caught up in the way a girl has been texting you that you let it slip! Is that really so wrong?
I feel for that guy from the bottom of me heart. Stay strong dude! You'll find someone eventually!
#28 - On 12/31/2009 at 11:37am by CreepyStalker
(+1)LMAO!!! He didn't like this chick so he came up with a perfect way to get her to stop talking to him.
(0)hahahaa, the same thing happened to me. but this loser kid moves all the way cross country to cali ( i didnt even know he did lol ). && then calls me out of the blue. i want to marry you i will mail you the ring. me - uhhh I dont like you at all. byee. Him - call you again tomorrow ? hes called me everyday for a week. i no longer answer. : ) && he's probably just some dumb kid who thinks girls want to hear that. but we really just think your a creeper.
(0)Maybe someone stole his phone and it's a prank. or his computer...whichever.
#34 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:29pm by Hermitcrab
(+1)I know of a similar individual...STAY AWAY FAR FAR AWAY!!
#38 - On 12/31/2009 at 1:03pm by diet_cocaine
(0)i saw a story here on FML a few days ago exactly like this one
#40 - On 12/31/2009 at 1:21pm by susieKiute
(+1)I have that problem. As several people have said RUN AWAYYYY!!!!!!! It only gets worse.
#42 - On 12/31/2009 at 2:45pm by sammyRachelle
(0) wow,... it took a week for the guy I texted to say something even close to that lmao xD
tell him to stop texting you, trust me, it will never work. esrcially if he lives far away =/
#43 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm by ImShamazingHun
(0)Jeez it took the guy that I've been talking to nearly a month to say he even liked me lol
#45 - On 12/31/2009 at 4:04pm by Rebecca1993
(0)We need like a special postable image on fmylife to post repeatedly in response to FMLs like this. One that just says, "RUN AWAY, NOW!!!" in 70pt bold letters, with a red background. Perhaps that blinks. This should be the one exception to text-only responses.
Run. Away. Now. Run Run Run...
(+1) haha tell him ur a lesbo and ur not interested :-)
also;
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#48 - On 12/31/2009 at 5:33pm by pigeonman98
(0)Ugh. Whatever happened to actually talking to people? This whole "texting as a substitute for having real relationships" thing is annoying as hell. I hope it dies in 2010.
#55 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:09am by ZeroCharisma
(0)Happy New Year! And sorry, but I doubt that will change.. :/ People are just so stupid, thinking texting can be a substitute for things like relationships... Ridiculous, really!
#60 - On 01/01/2010 at 11:13pm by Spiffidragon
(0)ok.. thats creepy but r u rly ready to condemn ur whole life for it?
#56 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:11pm by myaddiction000
(0)lmao so true. some people are just creepy--it's not your fault you got mixed up with the wrong person! ignore them and move on :)
#65 - On 01/02/2010 at 12:34pm by christinaaalynn
(+1)I had a guy give me the "You complete me" slimy smarm from that stupid Tom Cruise movie at the end of our second (and last) date. The "fuck-off" e-mail I sent him left scorch marks on the inside of my monitor. Ditch the creep, do it hard, and be as vicious as you want to be.
#62 - On 01/02/2010 at 5:15am by KarmaLanding
(+1)wait how the heck is this an fml this is more like a wtf is up with this guy lol
#63 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:22am by alondra_bieber
(0)Typical. >.< Men are so terrible. They never wanna commit.
Oh he wants to commit? Im terrified. He's hiding something, maybe he's in the mafia.
#71 - On 01/03/2010 at 12:17am by AsAlwaysAndrew
(0)ok if a guy says that to you, who you've never even seen before and is just texting you then that's bullshit.
what the hell ever happened to actually meeting someone face to face and getting to know them, then getting into a nice happy relationship with them, then saying all that.. i bet if you met up with him in person he'd change his tune.. all bullcrap.
#74 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:02am by posingaddict103
(0)well wats so bad u have someone thats loves you .... thats awesome
#80 - On 01/16/2010 at 12:29am by musiclover132
