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Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7447) - you deserved it (20902)

On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

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