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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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"Nor now"
She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

#8 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:01pm by xox

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That's totally cute! If someone did that to me, I would probably fall in love with them :)

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:27pm by yay!

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