Love: Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light...

By titou - 05/01/2009 03:33 - France

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 277

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 249

By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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You deserved it 19 716

Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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You deserved it 148

By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 237

By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 0:01

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

GhettoWangstuh 0

Monday 9 February 2009 7:13

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

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3clipse 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:29

That is one of the most adorable things I've seen in awhile. Aww. So cute. My girlfriend does stuff like that to me.

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:11

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F_edLife247 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:27

i think thiss is absolutely adorable!!!! she was being cute!!!!!!!!!!

musiclover4life 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:34

I think that's SO CUTE!!! :D

chasingstarlight 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:08

That's cute! Also, you've got a keeper for using "nor"

craigahh 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:36

If you're not dating her anymore, send her my way. I'd love to have a girl with great grammar.

Siiner 0

Friday 10 April 2009 8:39

Why is this on Fmylife? This is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Also, she gets points for awesome grammer.

Bucinka 5

Wednesday 31 March 2010 13:17

I'm amused at the number of people who praised this woman's good "grammer." Physicians, heal thyselves. It's "grammar." As for OP, quit whining. At least you're getting laid. This isn't an FML unless she wrote on your face with a permanent marker, and you had a job interview or a court date that day. And even then...it comes off eventually.