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Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (3682)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I love my "girl time" ;)

haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

#3 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:20pm by Sun_Kissed18

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Oh the incest....

#9 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:32pm by TheLoneWolf87

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