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Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32878) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - love - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Although it's true that Christmas isn't all about receiving gifts, didn't your boyfriend get you anything? At all? That's a bit unfair. Tell me, at least, that he gave you a gift in private at some point...

#2 - On 12/25/2009 at 6:14am by megamouth2

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yeah, I think the FML here is that OP had to sit bored for three hours in silence.

#13 - On 12/25/2009 at 8:07am by newsgit

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