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Today, I recieved a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML


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On 12/19/2009 at 12:52am - love - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

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When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.

#11 - On 12/19/2009 at 9:31am by JackDupp

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tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!

#6 - On 12/19/2009 at 7:57am by itouchguy360

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