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Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by Poem (man) - United States (California)

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it's okay! don't give up hope but your gf does seem quite ungrateful. consider being with someone who appreciates you.

#2 - On 12/19/2009 at 3:41am by rosemary

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Seriously, you sent a poem with misspellings? That's like an insult. "Here, I wrote you a poem, but I didn't care enough to bother proof-reading."

#15 - On 12/19/2009 at 4:32am by capilot

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