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Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13879) - you deserved it (2284)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

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Have you thought that maybe she meant that she wasn't ready for a relationship ... with you? She didn't want to seem too brutal with having to turn you down.

#13 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:09pm by AllOrNever

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There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Only, you're nowhere near a sea. You're in a desert. Starving. Alone.

#22 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:10pm by Zanju

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