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Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6431) - you deserved it (42220)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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