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Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7273) - you deserved it (51369)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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So what you're saying is that you actually can't leave your computer long enough to take a piss/shit? Seriously?

#21 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:14pm by mason022

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smart one

#1 - On 12/14/2009 at 9:59pm by I_Own_Ubers

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