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Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Lyric fail. It's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

#6 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:41pm by Andy1989

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Maybe I'm strange, but I never liked the phrase "partner." If they're lesbians, just say girlfriend.

#19 - On 12/13/2009 at 8:35pm by Rabbity

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