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Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
Lyric fail. It's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."
Maybe I'm strange, but I never liked the phrase "partner." If they're lesbians, just say girlfriend.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016