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Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17818) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/13/2009 at 2:36am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

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I'M SO CONFUSED

Why was this FML picked? There isn't even a punchline. "A girl I had a crush on starting dating someone." So? This happens to people everyday, and while it can suck, it isn't that big of a deal.

#8 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:57am by grimmelok

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ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:15am by whyisblue

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