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Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (2451)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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How dare you be unattractive, sir.

#5 - On 12/11/2009 at 7:48pm by chveya

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when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck

#9 - On 12/11/2009 at 7:53pm by silbern

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