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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (2366)

On 12/09/2009 at 5:19pm - love - by Superficial (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:57pm by antriver

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Your life isn't fucked. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.

#2 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:58pm by FOAD

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