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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was " that's 8!" FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny
I hope you will find some1 for the prom.

#2 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am by Migor

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he is a bitch!!! i would punch him

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am by 5ive

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