Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (68181) - you totally deserved it (11195)
On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny
I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
Woooww.. Id POP HIM IN THE FACE, make fun of him after, then find someone else. What an ASSWIPIN DICK FACE??
You should make a voodoo doll, and slowly yet surely snip out little peices from it. Be creative, but be precise.
Or you could tell lies about him to his mother...that would turn out interesting. Or buy an octopus at the local market and beat him into a pulp with it.
But really. Voodoo.
#11 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:42am by TurtleGenius
to #11
buy an octupus and beat him to a pulp with it? how lame can you get?
to the poster of this FML
slam him in the face with a sledgehammer!
#12 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:04am by King_of_Kings
chris brown that bitch! xD
But seriously, that was actually quite mean and rude. hah
#13 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:05am by Kimienxtc
Damn, 7 guys? You must be ugly. I mean turning down once, twice, even three times I can chalk up to guys just being picky, but 7?
Also, your friend was probably trying to make you laugh it off, and failed.
DICK MOVE!
But he has a sense of humor, not going to lie that`s pretty funny. Sad, but funny.
Good luck finding a date! You`re definitely going to need it.
LMAO. That's something my guy friends would say as a joke too haha. But I was asked to prom so...
#20 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:59am by idrivefast
He was trying to be funny. He's an asshole for not getting that you were already upset, but that's just testosterone poisoning. All guys have it, and therefore, will think that shit is funny. Clearly, you need to be more understanding of his condition.
j/k - mostly.
#22 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:45am by deliciouskaek
he was probs just joking.... 7 turn downs?? tht sucks! maybe the guys at ur school are just gay.. :P
#25 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:18am by falcons666
wow. jerk. if you don't find a date, you should try going to prom without one, they just hold you down. :)
#27 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:12am by legit1619
That's hilarious. Sounds like something my guy friends would do.
#30 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:24am by imajinethat
That happened to me in junior high. Got turned down by 9 girls; 5 of them in 1 day!
#34 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:08am by firearmofmutiny
lmao. i have alot of friends like this too... though the same situation has never happened to me. He was just trying to be funny and cheer you up. Don't worry you'll eventually find someone to go to prom with - even if it's just a bunch of friends.
#38 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:44am by lethalxrose
LMFAO hahah im sorry but that does suck...and i really do hope you find someone to prom its just kinda funny...
#41 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:20am by tennisbabexxx
He has an interesting sense of humor,
but that was slightly a jerk move.
Unless he was just joking.
Then, cheer up and laugh.
You just sounded really desperate to that guy, who would want to take you? it'd be like a pity date
#45 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:45am by sweetiepie11
hahaha. i actually think that's pretty funny. i don't think he wanted to be mean, especially since he's your friend. he prolly just wanted to make a joke :)
That is actually pretty funny...I just hope he meant to be funny though, not as an intentional hurt of YOUR feelings. Either way, good luck finding a date!
:)
#47 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:01pm by thelovebugg
hahaha. thats funny.
sounds like he was trying to cheer u up with comic releif.
but for real... how were u turned down 7 times?
how did u even ask that many times?
Seriously ? .. u that desperate ? Don't ask s many guy's.. don't ask any guy out.. wait til they ask u... Fool
#51 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:48pm by magga_mus
XD lmfao no offence thats really funny it sounds like he was joking around XD but i would do that
#53 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:51pm by gaararox13
ok i'm sorry you must be like really really ugly. SEVEN GUYS?!
wow.
like super ugly.
or just a total bitch or something.
b/c first of all, i got asked to prom.... sooo if you didn't and had to ask a guy yourself, you already kind of fail.
sooo you deserved this one for putting yourself in that situation
#56 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:02pm by dippindot001
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg my stomach best FML ever XD
#57 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:12pm by NeverBAckDown
that's realllyyy desperate.
lmao rejected from eight guys?
goddamn girl.
hah at least your friend had a sense of humor. don't take it so seriously.
Hahaha. That's mean, but really funny.
My friend didn't even want to bother asking a guy to her prom, so she's taking me. =D
#62 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:44pm by wat_the_eff
He is obviously not a good friend. But kudos to you for having the courage to ask that many guys. Good luck on finding a date!
#63 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:49pm by synchroskater
hahahahhahahahaah omg. that is hilarious!
definitely something my friends would do to me.
don't worry. you'll find a date kiddo.
#68 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:28pm by EstacyPantsFML10
Hahaha that's the funniest shit I've heard, I would do the exact same if I was that guy. Oh and that's a huge epic fail
#70 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:30pm by livingmylife69
This isn't really a F my life but i only voted that cause it was funny.
I'm not surprised that you can't get a date if you can't take a joke a obvious as that one. Who would want to spend hundreds of dollars to spend several hours hours with YOU if your just going to bitch at them for making a joke!?!?! I don't know why he or anyone else is your friend.
#73 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:02pm by alucardrules
so.. fuck your life because you were whining and your friend has a senes of humor?..
#75 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:08pm by flyfallfadeaway
It's a little fucked up for him to do this to you, but it's funny as a fuck.
#76 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:43pm by NotoriousMandog
u ask them?? r u insane?? they hav to ask u!! if they don't then screw them, go with ur girls instead!!
and let them go out and be stupid or whatever guys do.......
#77 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:51pm by No_Words24
did he at least help you find a date after this conversation? it's not really fyl unless he said "nope, now that's 8" in a really mean way and then walked away.
i'd beat him up.. thats rude.
but yeah guys have to ask the girls so idk why you were even aksing in the first place
So long as he didn't say it in a really serious voice, that's a pretty good joke XD
If he sounded serious, punch him or something, that's mean.
#85 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:51pm by The_Great_Pickle
ahahaha that's clever!!
but what an asshole.
btw, you got guts for not giving up
#87 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:07pm by jerrycurls
he did that to be witty, not to be a douche xD
you guys need to take things less seriously here, and half the people lie on this.
#88 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:35pm by Supasploo29
If you'd ask 7 different guys just to get a date for prom (which is just a pointless and expensive high school event), you shouldn't expect to have a friend who's sensitive to your feelings. Just skip prom instead of asking every guy you know. Or go with a girl friend of yours.
Hahah. Your friend's a funny guy. I'm sure he apologized afterward.
You just gave him the perfect opening. I wouldn't miss that opportunity either.
#90 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:14pm by iEuphorical
......
this is a complete deja vu to me. except the guy didn't reply to me. just laughed. :[ and I was the one that turned down the 7 guys. :P
#92 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:45pm by zomgwhyyyy
ok who above the age of 12 still uses myspace??? no one.
#95 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:43pm by dippindot001
Well, you told him you asked SEVEN guys before him...I would have said no too. I mean...second choice is bad enough...
Lol owned. And how can you ask six guys and still take yourself seriously enough to ask seven?
Its just not meant to happen for you obviously.
that was such a refreshing burn you walked right into it amazing good luck getting a date to prom take a cousin
deserved that one lol. depends on how close of a friend you are. i would definitely do that to my best female friend, and then said yes right after or something.
but I can't really feel your pain because she would definitely not have trouble with a prom date.
#99 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:52pm by renger6002
I like your friend. He has a sense of humor. FYL, however.
#101 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:11am by Monty_Python
i wouldn't be friends with him after that.
what a jerk.
#103 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:38am by mehwhateverr
While rude, this is also pretty funny. I'm sorry, but it is! Remain friends with him for his sense of humor, 'cause it truly is great, but find another date for the prom.
#107 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:02am by metsfan710
OMG WOW! What a bitch dam girl! IM sorry
I would go with you haha
#108 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:21am by kevinsoasian
and thennnnn he told you he was joking and he'd love to??? punch him right in the suckhole haha
#110 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:17am by x0x_KissOfDeath
Hahaha... oh man. This one made me actually laugh out loud.
Don't be too hard on your friend for that one. He has a great sense of humor.
And you might want to lighten up about prom. Way too many people make too big a deal about prom.
Why don't you instead ask your friend(s) to do something fun instead, like bowling. Its cheaper, more fun, and you can still dress up all fancy and make a good time of it.
#114 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:45pm by Reasonable_man
LMFAO!!! Maybe he was only teasing... I can't believe you turned down 7 guys. I guess now you know how it feels.
#116 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:46pm by maiden_girl
Maybe he wanted you to ask him first and you went through seven guys before him?
#118 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:51pm by lolatflyingducks
Maybe he wanted you to ask him first, instead of choosing him as a last resort.
#119 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:53pm by lolatflyingducks
Your "friend" is a jerk. If he wasn't willing to go to prom with you, he shouldn't have suggested you ask him.
#123 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:47am by swagmonkey
Don't forget he is your friend.. he probably thought he could get away joking with you.. who knows, maybe hes confident you'll find a date so thought there was no harm in him having a (rather funny in my opinion :P) joke?
A bit uncalled for on your friend's part, but I have to admit that that was pretty good.
#128 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:57am by TheHeroHartmut
maybe when u ask #9 mention you put out and you expect NOTHING in return and ull pay.... i mean shit if u cant get a date like that... i dont know what to tell you.. ohh and ur friend is the shit
that's not a real friend honey, real friends wouldn't be so cruel. you should have punched him in the face. and "emotionalfreak" you should really not call people "fags"---gay guys are the most wonderful guys i've ever met... and im sorry but it ain't a choice to be gay.
#136 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:46am by gorgeous_vampire
shiet that's pwnage... im sorry i found it amusing AND offensive so definitely hit him... playfully or not up to you but at least hit him for that
#137 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:56am by m0kscs
if he is a good friend im sure it was just a joke, sorry you took it the wrong way
#140 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:33pm by lolzorspoop
Ouch, something almost similar happened to me at my Freshman Homecoming. Except my bff at the time broke his promise to dance with me because he was afraid he would get beaten up by some classmate...the following year they were best buds... FML..
#142 - On 04/03/2009 at 11:53pm by PinayAngel_86
You deserve it, you told your "boy" he was choice 8. Hope choice 9 does the same! :D
#143 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:40pm by xerobebop
@ #143
i don't agree,
she just goes to the next one cause she's rejected, what would you do?
don't wanna go alone i guess?
#144 - On 04/05/2009 at 9:27pm by featherhead
that was mean, but I'm not gonna lie, I laughed out loud.
#145 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:57pm by yesbutnotyou
Haha... he's hilarious.
Some girls you could do this to, and some you couldn't.
It's like with me.
I make a lot of jokes, sometime offensive, yes, sometimes personal.
But I now who will take them wrong and who will laugh with me.
LOL THATS SO FUNNY way to kick you will your down. what are friends for.
#149 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:07am by criminalreborn
I'm sorry you got turned down so many times, honey, but don't feel so bad about not having a date to the prom. I didn't get asked, nor did I ask, so I'll be going to the prom alone. But I don't mind, because I'm already seeing boys and girls having problems and arguing with their dates. It's a lot less hassle to just go alone.
#156 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:18pm by kitsuneluvuh
I think the core issue here.. is that you are ugly. Thus you should never ever reproduce
Take this as a sign
what a jerk, but hey i'd date u. my prom was just as horrible. i asked one of my friends and now BCUZ i asked her out shes no longer friends with me. FML
but hey, remember that he's ur friend and that he was also probably just trying to cheer u up. :)
7 guys... that takes guts. I would have quit after 3 rejections.
#161 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:37pm by monkey314159
that guy is hilarious lol that sounds like somethin i'd say but as a joke not seriously lol
#162 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:48am by BaconFanlolz
try stuff like that every day but subtract conversation/comments/etc. ........ then you'll be like me
#156... it's also less of a hassle to date, marry, or have kids, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. Don't try to make urself feel better with your reasoning, when u know you wouldve gone alone anyways, whether you'd like to or not.
don't feel bad.... this girl i know asked around 28 guys and end up going with a girl... the best and most dirty part.... she asked my bf at the time.. and he said 'hell no'
#168 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:02am by fireangelmelly
