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Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (6698)

On 11/27/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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