Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you totally deserved it (5627)
On 11/27/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
ARGH, the way i see it there is ONLY 2 solutions to this problem
1. Make him a damn sammich
2. Sex things up
Hope i helped.
Yours sincerly
The_Pleb
I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.
#3 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:24pm by possumisawesome
hahaha oh dear, that is so gross but too funny. Hopefully he has a sense of humor and doesnt use it against you
#5 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:33pm by MissGreenT
i was so just going to say that. hahaha.
and don't worry about it, i had a boyfriend who burped into my mouth all the time. i was disgusted and tried to avoid kissing, but he had other plans. hahaha
f your dates life. even though it was embarrassing for you, it was way more disgusting for him.
#33 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:08pm by chicken_lover
YDI for not instinctively garrotting the fucker and ditching him in a shallow grave to avoid awkward questions later. Honestly, what's wrong with kids today?
It's probably more FHL, because some girl just threw up in his mouth. What if he swallows it? Eww...
#13 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:02pm by sharon_ellj
You might want to look up the meaning of the word 'belch'.
*edit* Looks like 14 beat me to it ;)
#15 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:06pm by Six_and_the_Moon
For all we know her burps smell like candy. We already had one fml that had farts smelling delicious.
#16 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:08pm by nokillnobeepbeep
That is why you should use those cherry flavored lipsticks. Haha
#18 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:22pm by NorfolkDude
Yes. Delightfully. Too bad I'm freakishly tall.. will never get my shorty belch moment :[ wah-wah :]
Nah, you're not weird, just...different...very different
Hey I'm freakishly tall too, I'm 6'4"
#31 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:03pm by funny_story
I helped moderate this FML, and said no. Personally, I don't think it's that funny, and it's kind of repetitive. And if he likes you enough to kiss you after only 2 dates, when he might not know you that well, it's not like he wouldn't forgive you for that.
#22 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:48pm by HidingInThePages
kissing after two dates does not necessarily mean he "likes" her. and i think anyone would be grossed, no matter how much he liked her.
At least it was just a burp! Could have been worse...FYL
#34 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:17pm by Punkartmama
it was an accident people!!!!! I'm sure if OP had a choice she would not have chosen to belch or burp into a dates mouth. #1, #2 #4 grow up!
#38 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:35pm by patticake1601
If he got through that he won't mind when you blow a quiffie while he goes down on you. I'd say he owes you a Dutch Oven.
#39 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:40pm by CallMeHush
Lol Now thats funny!
When I was a child in church I would yawn and a burp sould come out.
Needless to say I'd look around in fear hoping no one heard me.
So fyl as I feel ya!
#41 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am by Cristaderzi
Maybe instead of you rising up he should bend down, isnt that what the guy is supposed to do?
#44 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:27am by huskycheer2015
Disgusting. The last thing I want while kissing someone is them emptying the gas contents of their stomach into my mouth.
So..? What's the big deal? He likes you enough to kiss you -> he' d get over that small detail. After all .. everybody burps O_O. Jeez, I can't understand why people are so squeamish these days ;P
#49 - On 11/28/2009 at 4:33am by transcedental
Damn short girls taking all the tall men...let this be a lesson to you, shrimpie!
#50 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:05am by DeathByFalchion
Epic. Haha! I've done this.. Well, not on a second date but I've accidently belched in a boyfriend's mouth. We had a good laugh about it and went on our way. It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.
#52 - On 11/28/2009 at 9:48am by perfectwinds
Yay for tall guys and short girls! I'm 5'2". It's a drag in my opinion. Anyways, OP, yeah it sucks and that's rather disgusting but if he likes you and if your burp tastes good, he might ask you for a third date. You never know..
#53 - On 11/28/2009 at 10:20am by ericalew_xo
couldn't you feel it coming? seriously you deserved it if you cant tell how your bodily functions work
#54 - On 11/28/2009 at 10:48am by marc_with_a_c
Great love stories start like this. Fifty years from now you'll be laughing together in the nursing home.
#55 - On 11/28/2009 at 11:12am by captainmaharet
ooh..... that sucks...... i feel really bad for you, i would be so embaressed. Hope he has a sense of humour!
Did he end up kissing you anyways?? or was there just the awdwardness lingering?
#64 - On 11/30/2009 at 6:38pm by LittleMt22
