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Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/27/2009 at 1:16pm - love - by singlegirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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lol At least your FML didn't end with "And that didn't stop them from hitting on me. FML." :P

#3 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:58pm by jchansfan

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Agreed with 2, 3, and 6.

Why do some people CARE SO MUCH about these things, anyway? Oh bawww I'm young and single, somehow this determines that I'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend! I need someone to validate my being!

#7 - On 11/27/2009 at 5:17pm by DameGreyWulf

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