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Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)

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#1,2,3; why are you calling him a jerk?! Would you continue your relationship if you knew your girl/boyfriend didn't want to be with you anymore but was too much of a chicken to break up with you? I think not. She's the bitch here.

#6 - On 11/24/2009 at 6:11am by _Noon_

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you shouldnt have, idiot.

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 6:00am by polico_wolf

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