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Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23004) - you deserved it (16387)

On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)

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