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Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)

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why would you put it in the cereal man?!

#2 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:12pm by Sighwonder

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Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D

#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:11pm by morgan_5230

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