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Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78675) - you totally deserved it (4203)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Congrats!

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05am by edwac

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invite me to next weddin

#96 - On 03/01/2010 at 12:36pm by orphinz

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Wonder if the photographer got a pic if that?

#104 - On 08/08/2010 at 11:57am by soul

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Aww! I don't think you're ever going to live that one down. I hope you had a good day anyway... if that's possible?

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05am by JAL

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pics plzz

#103 - On 08/02/2010 at 3:52am by khosa

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At least your wedding will be unforgettable:)

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:07am by dk2008

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I hope you were wearing underwear!!

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:14am by setbaby

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I dont

#106 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:15am by ZleveL

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Congratulations on your nuptuals.

#5 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37am by NoozeHound

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you mean 'nip-tuals'?

#105 - On 08/09/2010 at 11:19pm by fixxxers01

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#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:38am by merso

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why are you on this site on your wedding day?

#7 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:45am by alki

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true

#97 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:47pm by twinscrplayer6

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Lol. Funny but I call shenanigans on this one. Unless you can give us that picture that the photographer took just as the dress went down.

But if it did happen then I hope you either wore underwear or are at least good looking. Less chances of heart attacks on the older family members then.

#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:50am by Jimboom

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Actually the better looking she is,the bigger the chance some old guy is gonna get a heaqrth attack :D
And FYL definetly.At least the guests had some fun ;d

#98 - On 04/01/2010 at 7:17pm by Itstopsecret

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I think it's false, because wedding dresses are suppose to be tight so things like that don't happen.

#102 - On 07/05/2010 at 12:12am by monstermegz

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Congrats for showing nipples at your nuptials. That's a wedding no one will forget. On the upside you probably got the pictures for free, I would hope. Saves serious $$$.

#9 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:53am by HAHAURLIFESUX

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@#7 - all of the FML's start with "Today". It's possible that the OP's wedding was actually a couple of days/weeks ago.

I can actually see this one happening, and quite easily, at that. Some strapless gowns don't fit as well as they should, and if it was even a LITTLE loose on the OP (or even if it was tight), it could have come off pretty easily. Even a gown with straps might've come down some. I hope that your dress wasn't ripped when it was pulled off.

#10 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:01am by Chibi

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Your groom was probably thinking "Wow, she couldn't even wait 'til after the reception?"

#11 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:56am by TheFifthWitness

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Tru dat #7...but seriously...should you be "doing" something...or someone?

#12 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:08am by leye

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I hope he gives you your photos for free! What a clumsy moron.

#13 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:13am by babydoll86

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Haha I bet he didn't get paid.
Congrats, though. It makes for a good story years to come, right?

#14 - On 03/27/2009 at 9:46am by jackaaa

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Wow, what a nightmare!

#15 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:07am by x_eyebrows

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I bet that made a great photo

#16 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:09am by JHunz

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This is yet another reason why strapless wedding gowns are a BAD IDEA.

#17 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:10am by mkb

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At least this didn't happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY

Although being naked in front of all of your wedding guests might be worse actually... FYL

#18 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:15am by amirn86

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAA! Ahhh.
I know it's unfortunate, but that is honestly hilarious.
Hope you were wearing a strapless bra.

#19 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:23am by khrushchevtm

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Oh, that is unfortunate... let's hope he didn't get a snap of it :S

#20 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:35am by youreawhore

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Sue that motherf***er, what a terrible person

#21 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:53am by meepmeep

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"And then she realized she should have gotten the boob job, after all."

#22 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:13am by YouGotJizzed

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nah it's ok hehe but it's funny lol sorry I couldn't help it hehe haha hoho hehe lol
am sure some of the guys went to the bathroom to u know lol =)

#23 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:14am by PKYAZ

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wow, you go on fmylife on your wedding day

yeah, FYL

#24 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:21am by TheAntiComment

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you should get your pictures for free

#25 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:26am by rspart88

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I know you think this is stylistically clever but its not.

#26 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:31am by cantwhistle

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People need to realize that FMLs are supposed to start with "Today." It's like "Dear Abby"; they all start out with "Dear Abby"

#27 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:04pm by Anony

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Shenanigans.

#28 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:17pm by FishyFred

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If this is true, it should go on failblog!!

#29 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:44pm by Spiffy

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That's even worse than this... http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Wedding_Boob

#30 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm by Aish

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Oh poor you! Something like this on your wedding day. I hope not much showed.

#31 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:59pm by Commonsenseless

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Okay @24, this has been said before. It just has to start with "Today," it doesn't mean that it actually happened today.

#32 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:02pm by panda_bear511

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Wow..that really sucks.

What was the outcome after the dress was pulled down? If he stepped on it then he wasnt a very professional photographer to say the least.

If he was a professional then he should have insurance to cover his ass for making stupid mistakes like that. You should post a link to his website so nobody else will hire him to ruin their wedding.

#34 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:28pm by Pixelator

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Many good photographers are so obsessed with getting a nice photo they don't look where they're going

#99 - On 04/01/2010 at 7:21pm by Itstopsecret

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I don't quite get this one. Wouldn't something as delicate as a wedding dress rip before it just gets "[pulled] completely down"?

#35 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:43pm by bonare0607

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#7 For the win...

The photographer has the pics right?

#36 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:50pm by Gringo

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#35 I agree. And why did you keep walking if you felt a tug on the dress? Unless you were just full on barreling down the aisle

#37 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:53pm by Aish

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I have a number of strapless dresses, and while I feel heartily sorry for you for this, I have to say that it must have not fit properly. Strapless dresses are pretty hard to accidentally just pull down like that, especially wedding dresses. They normally have a lot of built-in support-type fabric, boning, etc., to keep your girls propped up and are tightly fitted to the torso. Better fitting next time?

#38 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:05pm by kellster

Well, he's not getting paid. But my sister's wedding dress is strapless and it would have come down a bit but not completely. You should've gotten a dress that fit you better.

#39 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:07pm by wat_the_eff

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Today, I was taking pictures for a wedding and all of a sudden the brides dress fell off...I was stepping on her dress. FML.

#41 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:12pm by stonerchu

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omg thats so awful! i hope you did have on a strapless bra and got the dress back up really quickly otherwise thats a big downer at the wedding!

#42 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:33pm by FML625

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she is just telling us this story in present tense. it happened a while ago. people do that all the time hahaha however bummer for her yay for the groom and anybody else who saw (;

#43 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:00pm by piderman13

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@#5Don't you mean: "Congratulations on your niptuals?"

#44 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:03pm by randomdude1234

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If that were my wedding (or the wedding of my bridezilla best friend) there would be some shots of me wrestling the photographer.

#45 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:23pm by mariposa25

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don't worry, 40 years from now you'll be laughing and telling this story to your grandkids.

#46 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:27pm by you_not_me_OWNED

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that should be on americas funniest home vids.

#47 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:02pm by flomotion

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Hopefully you were wearing a strapless bra... if not... I'm terribly sorry haha.

#48 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:23pm by mcrflyleaf

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I have to agree with #6 pics or it didn't happen.

#49 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:58pm by alucardrules

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no way did this happen. Its almost straight from that movie with kirstie alley and the olsen twins (it takes two?) except kirstie steps on the dress. I call bs.

#50 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:02pm by analeigh

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@28, I doubt it. This kind of thing does happen. Strapless dresses are not easy.

#51 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:04pm by giaface

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Oh no!

#52 - On 03/27/2009 at 6:34pm by ellytoad

like an american film!

#53 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:05pm by sheepyblah

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If they still make new eps of americas funniest home videos, atleast you got a chance at winning some money

#54 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37pm by CaptainPat

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Oh my goodness, all of my pictures would be free and I would have freaked out.

#55 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:37pm by LLovey

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why would you be puttin this on FML on yer wedding night! have fun with yer hubbie ;]
*wink wink*

#56 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:02pm by well_this_sucks

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oh hot damn.
lmaoooooo.
just laugh it off :D
makes for a great story =] (that's true too lol)

#57 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:33pm by theoldGP

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Hopefully in 50 years you'll be able to look back on this day and laugh.

#58 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:33pm by esagalyn

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Hopefully this epic fail is no representation of how your marriage will be ; ]

#59 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:44pm by Jem0_0

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hahaha, well don't wear a strapless at your next wedding! lol

#61 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:01pm by yaniknowsbest

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at least it's a wedding no one will ever forget

#62 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:45pm by jack6179

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Today, I got married to a fat ho. She spent the whole honeymoon on the internet complaining about the wedding. FML.

#63 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:26am by Ox_Baker

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#7 "why are you on this site on your wedding day?"

Just because all FMLs start with "today" doesn't mean everyone actually writes them on the very day they happened.

#64 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:29am by el_llama

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Hey, it's one of those things that you'll always have to look back on =].
Make the best of it, girl. And congrats!

#65 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:47pm by Vehicle

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did ur husband get jelous the photogragher got to take off your dress?

#66 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:43pm by guylovers2

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jeez lady... save it for the honeymoon... and ur husband...

#67 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:10pm by effevery1slife

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I smell severely reduced pay for someone

#68 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:39pm by ArcaneTerror

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I would have not only been mortified at showing all the family and friends my body, but I would have been super PISSED that the photographer stepped on my dress!!! Aren't they professional enough to know to WATCH where they are stepping??
Damn.

#69 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:26pm by breaksprinter_

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hawt, did he get any pics?

#70 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:47pm by mrcarmine

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why are you on FML the night of your wedding? this FML is fake.

#71 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:31pm by RyHat421

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Ohhh my god. How embarrasing! [hug]

#72 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:18am by loosemoose

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can you say FIRED?

#73 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:18am by JavaAnyone

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You'd better get free wedding photos out of that...

#74 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:40pm by libster

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Hahaha, congrats! It'll be a story that'll be passed on in your family for generations to come!

#75 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:28pm by blackbetty

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Should have though about putting 'Attire optional' on your invites

#76 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:43pm by Anonym123

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I hope you are at least proud of your boobs.

#78 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:38pm by thevaliantknight

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#63 your a bitch

#79 - On 04/02/2009 at 4:50pm by nafiul93

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#76... that's my kind of wedding

#80 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:25pm by IMz0r

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how can the dress fall down because of that? you mustve been walking pretty fast to get enough stretch on the dress for it to fall down =S

#81 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:50am by taylipn

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I feel bad for the photographer. I know he didn't have his clothes ripped off in front a large group of people, but I'm sure that wasn't a very pleasant experience for him either. It was an accident. Everyone makes mistakes, so all of you saying that he's this horrible person, No. 21, GO TO HELL.

#82 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:58pm by UNHWildcats

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I call fake. One little step is not gonna pull a dress completely off. You should have realized it was falling down soon enough to stop and fix it.

#83 - On 04/24/2009 at 11:08am by PrettyVal

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That's an awesome idea! A topless wedding lol

#84 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:36pm by thefinalpie

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I need to go to more weddings.

#85 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:58am by VirminLord

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I think it's more of a FHL. I mean yea it happened to you, but he probably got yelled at forever.

#86 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:49am by 24788

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# 11 , 66, and 67 lmao

That does suck that happened. I hope that got you an unforgettable wedding and free photos out of this ;)

#87 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:30pm by Jakester

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I would love to see your boobs

#88 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:10pm by minortomajor

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did he get the photo?

#89 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:34am by bigraws23

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What sucks is that you found the time on your wedding night to write about this. I guess the show didn't turn out very well?

#90 - On 08/31/2009 at 11:06pm by btown_bre

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Umpa! Umpa!

#91 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:48pm by Faruz

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LOL that sucks! XD That's why modest is the hottest. Maybe if your dress had straps it wouldn't have happened ;)

#92 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:51pm by Macadamia

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did you finish the wedding?

#93 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:45pm by ellawea

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haha, were u wearing and bra or panties, if u wasn't then no one would ever forget ur wedding

#94 - On 02/02/2010 at 11:06pm by kevint9911

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DAMMM wish i was there!

#95 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:37pm by blademaster23

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And this is when the ex-about-to-be groom figured out the bride had a ''big surprise'' ''she'' was saving the the honney moon... Dun dun dun!

#100 - On 06/30/2010 at 8:16pm by Djosef

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Ummm, why are you on Fmylife.com on your wedding day ?

#101 - On 07/04/2010 at 8:08am by Addeek_FL_Dalma

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if I was a girl I would be a slut anyway, be glad you have a vagina

#107 - On 08/28/2010 at 3:25am by monkeykiller77

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