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Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

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I hope you dumped him.

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:34am by emilysanftwsom

Yep. me too

#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:53am by RipIt

its probrably cuz your ugly or something

#30 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:32pm by dcbog123

hahhahahha lol

#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:02pm by phiniusmaster

obviously the OP has never heard of an undress rehersal! Very common with sleezy, actor boyfriends

#53 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:39am by toodlesmccoy

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

#2 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:11am by Funambulist

I hope you joined in?

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:44am by Kappaa

lol at #3
did he actually say they were 'rehearsing'?

#4 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:47am by analltimelow

Hmm... I think the rehearsing part is what she wanted to believe... I'd dump him right on the spot!

#6 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:04am by StaticDown

If the two of you are somehow still together, i would like to nominate him for an Oscar.

#7 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:30am by watisit

and the award for "this is totally not what this looks like" goes to....

#9 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:09am by Peroxide

@ #9...
the FML before this one

#14 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:55am by potsie

Bravo lmao

#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:37am by Thespade

is that how he will kiss her in the play?
at least give him thevbenefit of the doubt

#10 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:23am by ygdrassil

All you have to do is listen to Bad Romance, and you'll feel 10000x better. :)

#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:27am by contrastive

WHAT A JERK. dump him ASAP ! :(

#12 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:51am by xoconnie

Which half was naked?

I'm hoping she was topless and he was bottomless. Sexy!

Who the fuck do you think you are wandering around backstage before the play is over? That's unacceptable for any decent theater company.

#13 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:22am by perdix

#13... agreed, on both parts, but seriously, you should NEVER go backstage before the show UNLESS your actually in the show, otherwise you'll distract the performer, and then they will not perform well, so, FYL for being a person who can't respect a performers warm up time, and YDI for similar reasons.

#35 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:36pm by Zoridium_JackL

#35 Please stop saying 'perform' lol!
I don't see why the OP is upset, she clearly mentions they were just rehearsing. Practice makes perfect!

#50 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:55am by Rayn4u

didn't see that coming, eh?

#15 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:29am by cs3

but the other chick did...

#29 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:52pm by wyld3fyr3

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

sucks to be you... but you also deserve it for being ok with your man kissing another girl (even in a play) that gives them wings....

#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:52am by Latin_babe

#16, please never date an actor. Kissing in a play doesn't 'give them wings.'

#19 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:05pm by boatkicker

Uhm, yeah, definitely was in a play where the blocking was intimate...my boyfriend watched as he ran the sound board for it. He was totally okay it because he trusted me. Didn't "give me wings" at all.

#22 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:58pm by Poeticnobody

method acting ftw. did he yell at you for taking him out of character? seriously, not cool, youre destroying art you self involved bitch.

#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:56am by organisedchaos

Maybe they were working on a screenplay for the sequel.

#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:04pm by FerrariCake

YDI for saying snuck

#20 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:21pm by Relentless14

Wow, jerk. dumpp his ass!

#21 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:38pm by sincerelyautumn

Wow... Dump the bum.

#23 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:40pm by Houndourpup

aww what a douche, kick his knee!!

#24 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:51pm by Sweets_wtc

man.. what a douchebag.

#25 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:56pm by leero

guys guys what if there's a sex scene they're rehearsing!!!!!!!!!!!!

#26 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:15pm by eman4life23

@i_is_a_tr00l
Today, I got caught posting and then replying to myself on FML. FML

#33 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:13pm by themindflayer

...Why...did you reply...then?

#37 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:51pm by JessiGoose

WOW, How the hell did he try and explain that one.

#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:34pm by CallMeHush

WIN. very nicely done

#32 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:13pm by yohaun12

woahhhh he's a keeper

#34 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:15pm by melife

Did you ask to join in?

#36 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:39pm by sjp092

Naw, she had to run and write it into the script first.

#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:54pm by SmellsLikeFunk

Encore! Encore!

#41 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:45pm by cboswel

hes a dumbass and your to good for that cheat.

#42 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:01pm by January

If you knew him as well as you probably think you did, then you probably could've seen that coming. =|

#43 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:21pm by blastvortex

holy mofo. FYL. he's a real asshole.

#44 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:01pm by sumtimeslife_sux

You shouldn't have snuck into his dressing room at intermission. That's incredibly unprofessional.

#45 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:52pm by adrienrain

yiiiiikkkes.

#46 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:17am by meleole

Wow, your boyfriend is quite the method actor. While I see why you would be okay with a stage kiss, you should probably draw the line at any play with a sex scene. Or steal the script and write yourself in.

#47 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:41am by Ninjaface

And whatever you do, DO NOT let him audition for Sweeny Todd!

#48 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:44am by Ninjaface

well did he get the part right?

#49 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:22am by Njtorres

Method acting!

#51 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:55am by donkey_hang_down

It's settled. Plays are the root of all evil.

#52 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:51pm by Malfunkshun

You should kiss her to get even with him while he watches. Listen, if someone cheats on you, ask yourself, do you deserve it? Do you get difficult when he tries to uses other holes? If yes, then, lossen up.

#54 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:54am by COBRAMORPH

kiss her and then say... "too bad you didn't ask i would have had a three some" and then walk away

#55 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:23am by wxdiaz86

ITS GOOD THAT YOU TRUSTED HIM
BUT DAMN THAT REALLY SUCKS I WOULD OF SLAPPED BOTH OF THEM IN THEIR FACES

#56 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:37pm by ALOHAWAII

wow... ur bf is a pig! oink oink goes ur bf xD

#57 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:34am by higurashil0v3

Dude.. some guys almost make me ashamed to be a guy :/...

#58 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:11pm by waldosmind

FAKE

#59 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:19am by HahAboy95

what an ass!!

#60 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:52am by 1733817338

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