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Man or woman?

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML

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slap a bitch.

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:35pm by canadian1192

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What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:37pm by Miso

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