Love: Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards...

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Monday 9 November 2009 13:11

"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

QuentinM95 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:29

He's pretty cool.

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DuhthatsObvious 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:22

Not an FML

ActionManly 11

Monday 9 November 2009 13:01

Agreed.

The_Pleb 0

Monday 9 November 2009 18:50

FYL for not having a boyfriend like me who can do that succesfully plus more... Like me and my girlfriend can kiss each other whilst in a hand stand haha Win +3

Reyo 2

Monday 9 November 2009 20:22

You should totally break up with him. That's the only logical answer when faced with this type of situation.

sexxxtacy 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:02

@34...your a closet homosexual...

Plumppotato 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:04

oh yea? handstand huh? thats pretty cool.

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:47

Thank you, but i dont want to brag so ill shuddup now.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:54

Actually, it is an FML. FOR THE BOYFRIEND because he TRIES and she's just an ungrateful twat about it and baws on FML when it doesn't go super perfect. Watch her break up with him over something shitty like "He got me flowers but I like yellow roses not red"

bioshockguy 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 10:46

I completly disagree. he at least tries to be romantic, even though he's not exactly the best at it.

QuentinM95 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:29

He's pretty cool.

igivein 4

Monday 9 November 2009 21:11

or does he even exist? i submitted an fml like this a long time ago after it happened and i find it odd that the exact same thing happened to someone else. do i smell a fake?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:33

So ~because~ it happened to you, it ~can't~ happen again? Did I get that right?

mekeskidi_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:31

He dropped you because of your weight?

unearnedrogue 0

Monday 9 November 2009 19:23

haha, man the harpoons!

iheart 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:43

ooohhh ouch! nice one

HBubble 3

Monday 9 November 2009 12:58

Hey at least he tried, some don't even bother. Practise it together so he can surprise you with it from time to time.

GDI 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:29

Amen. I think it's because of statements like these that us guys who try to do things like this don't bother - women who pay attention more to the fact of how we did than why we did it. Then again - hopefully there are some women that aren't like you.

lexxisays101709 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:06

lol

benw2200 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:08

unless you're fat this is a fml for him, not for you

WTFsGoingOn 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:38

Way to read my mind.

Aciliveth 5

Monday 9 November 2009 13:11

"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

BadPinkKitty07 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 7:05

omg it's cheese! haha I love him!

Mortanious 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:12

YDI becausevit is really not an FML, and grow up! If this is going to let you curse your life then you might as well give up from now. Plus what happened is funny, laugh about it and kiss your bf.

Antivirus_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:13

"Fmylife, the favorite website of whiny bitches"

goshers 1

Monday 9 November 2009 13:16

"Today I tried to be romantic by dipping my girlfriend backwards and kissing her, but I ended up dropping her on her butt. To make things worse, I accidentally stepped on her hand when trying to help her up. FML"