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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21911) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:34am - love - by achoooo (man) - United States (New York)

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