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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (2411)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:34am - love - by achoooo (man) - United States (New York)

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I hope her name is on the lease and not yours, that way you can bail. If you still have to live together after breaking up, that sucks dude. Though cats are awesome.

Also, first. I've never been first before. It's nice.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:45am by RyeBreadBoy

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Its a lifestyle choice. Just like someone wouldn't want to be with someone who doesn't like them smoking. She likes cats and was being honest. Sure it sucks, but its not the end of the world.

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:50am by Flutist

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