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Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

I agree, your life sucks (21871) - you totally deserved it (2725)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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YBDI for being socially awkward.

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:08pm by jackkerouc9

I love you :)

#22 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:01pm by lone_wanderer

love you too =)

#23 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:02pm by jackkerouc9

who

#56 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:38pm by AlexZB

How about just not worrying about it period?
Really, I don't know why people are all like "I NEED COMPANIONSHIP NOW!"

#63 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:11am by DameGreyWulf

.... I did not reply to this comment :T

#64 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:15am by DameGreyWulf

Oh shit, never mind.
YBDI=You both deserve it.
My fail.

#77 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:28pm by Ohnothingreally

Uhh... Bill Gates?

#80 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:13am by mattmalin11

That sucks so bad :(

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:09pm by MermaidSongXOXO

Why does it suck? If neither of you have changed your specs, OF COURSE the site would match you up again. Duu-uuuuhhh.

#30 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:25pm by BeeSkwaird

Indeed. Are you surprised that the software that matched you with her did not keep up with your relationship and update its compatibility function accordingly?

#69 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:40am by Rayn4u

if I wrote the software I would at least register who it matched up

#70 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:10am by d4m4s74

Sucks to be you. How bout letting love happen naturally?

#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:10pm by Erindub

I agree with Erindub! You should let love happen naturally. :)

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:18pm by caligirl805

Please tell me how 'love happens naturally'. I would honestly effing like to know because I have been looking hardcore for a boyfriend for ages and so far online dating seems to be the most efficient way to meet someone without having to go to a loud club or a bar.

I just get SO pissed at people who down internet dating. Not everyone is a social butterfly and some of us want to avoid those who simply want to get laid and online dating helps.

#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:36pm by txgirl09

Maybe you haven't found one because you use hardcore as an adverb.

#14 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:39pm by kariface

lol. fine ditch the word hardcore but the rest of what I said is true.

#17 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:44pm by txgirl09

Stop LOOKING for a boyfriend, #12. And stop whining about it.

#18 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:45pm by catastrophicsock

I hope you do not use FML as a dating site, #12. That would be too hardcore even for me.

Has anyone noticed that us calling each other by numbers is like S.P.E.C.T.R.E. from James Bond?

#19 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:49pm by jackkerouc9

no i do not use fml as a dating site. haha.

#21 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:54pm by txgirl09

Apparently looking for someone naturally isn't possible for people anymore. I met my current boyfriend totally on accident after I decided to stop dating years ago (since all the men I ended up with were all the same--in it only for the sex and nothing more). I just let life happen and now I'm with a man I can't ever imagine being without.

But...some people apparently NEED to date forcibly rather than just letting one thing lead to another I guess. Whatever floats and sinks their boat.

#34 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:16pm by Luckster

People have never been socially incredible. Some of the majority are starting to realize that Christian marriage is not the most ideal thing in the world and our soul purpose in life is not to pump out 6 kids and not beat your wife. Its a sad fact that we are becoming more and more aware of our empty and pointless existence. Life is truly, Luckster, Whatever floats (or sinks) your boat.

#35 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:19pm by jackkerouc9

totally agree matey.
People act like it 's goining to happen like it does in movies...
Seriously!?!

#47 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:56pm by Lisa89

Seriously, it does happen that way, just not for everyone. That would make movies way less interesting.

#66 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:42am by WTFsGoingOn

I have a better question #12, how does love happen unnaturally?

#67 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:49am by WTFsGoingOn

u sound like a desperate. Omfg I want a bf. How sad is that? I'm 18teen and I would never ever go on a date with someone who I have meet over the internet.

#74 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:10pm by sarcasticbitch

Online dating IS natural. It's just as natural as videoconferencing or using a phone to call your sweetheart for this day and age.

It simply is another avenue for dating, it does NOT mean something is wrong with you or you are socially inept. It is the people out there who use others for sex, lie or cheat, or are not sincere in relationships that are socially inept. Alot of people who use online dating are just tired of these games and actually want a mature, honest relationship.

#85 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:02pm by mujerdivina1590

am so sorry... keep trying and you shall find a better match !!!

#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:12pm by woopsieDoopsie

Tell her it's a sign and that you two should actually be together. Then sleep with her. Then move on.

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:19pm by GreenHacker

Bitch needs to get it through her head that you two were meant to be together.. :]

#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:23pm by mercyFML

Who?
WHO WAS IT?!
The suspense is killing me!

#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:23pm by jts2

Yeah. Me, too! I'm stumped by this mystery.

I'm guessing either Kate Gosselin or Jenny Sanford? Am I close?

I gots to know!

#43 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:59pm by perdix

i agree with #6 :)
but still 2 years of trying to win someone back is way too much!!!

#9 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:23pm by lebrockshard

Now you have objective, analytic data proving that you must stalk her.

The computer doesn't lie.

#10 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:27pm by perdix

Maybe it is because when you filled out the questionnaire you answered every question by giving her name.

#11 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:32pm by I_am_stupid_also

2 year? nerddddddddddd

#13 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:38pm by Wet_Dream

go to a damn bar, loser. cut that online dating crap out.

#16 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:43pm by FrozenSoliid

Yeah. Like back in the day when you either went orgy or abacus, fool! :]

#39 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:45pm by mercyFML

But those people on the e-harmony commercials look soooo haaaapy!

:::gag:::

#20 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:52pm by shaister

you're made for her dude, and she for you, just gotta admit it....

#24 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:05pm by niwde

just because you have things in common with some1 who you were matched with on a "dating site" doesnt mean that you are made for eachother
actually some people dont get matches so they pick some person and say they match
that and just cause you have things in common does not mean that it will work with the two of you. not to say that sometimes it will but you need more than Similar Interests to be a match.
but if it works for you best of luck

#33 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:02pm by inconvienentgurl

Thats not an FML its a website. if it matched you 2 up before and you put basically the same shit for your account and she still has hers its obviously gonna recommend you both again.

#25 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:05pm by b1rk1n635

well if her profile is still up and updated i guess shes not having much luck either. id find comfort in knowing she isnt dating anyone happily now either.

and i know lots of people who ARE happily dating people they met online. my aunt and uncle actually met online and married. i dont think they are losers at all

#26 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:07pm by plutosaplanet

aww, see. everyone wins when two people find love.

#27 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:08pm by txgirl09

everyone except for the kids.

#28 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:10pm by jackkerouc9

IT'S DESTINY!!

#29 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:15pm by Sucks2beYouxD

Maybe it's because you went back on the SAME site. It really isn't surprising that you were matched up with her again... so try another online dating site.

#31 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:40pm by Avenging_Angel

THEN WHO WAS DATE?!
But seriously, it seems like the site should be programmed not to match the same two people twice :P.

#32 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:50pm by Kiron

YDI for not having a life

#36 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:28pm by hellokimmiee

Yeah for real! I dated a guy for a year and a half (met through work) and 4 years later we were set up by the dating site as well!! def didnt go back to him, but i told some people about it who said sometimes relatives get set up with each other too because they are so similar.

#37 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:41pm by Brittany118

Wow. Quit whining about not being able to find a bf #12 are you really that insecure that you need a bf to be happy? I feel bad for you. I really do. And OP get a life. Two years trying to win her back? That's truly sad. I don't care if you're not social that's not an excuse to turn to online dating just wait okay you will find someone when the time is right someone will come to you.

#38 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:42pm by LikeOhMahGoose

You're misinterpreting me. I'm not an insecure person but as a member of the human race I like most others get to a point that you want a romantic partner. And no I don't sit pining all day every day for someone but i'm not going to lie and say i wouldn't like someone in my life.

#41 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:49pm by txgirl09

a tater tot?

#40 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:46pm by x0stormbringer

Sadaam Huessein.

#45 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:22pm by shaister

cucumber anyone

#42 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:54pm by al213

with balls

#44 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:03pm by KiddNYC10

Apparently two losers are compatible on paper but repel each other in real time.

#46 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:23pm by saculmot

#12, you don't have to get hitched instantly. go travel the world or something that you know you won't be able do while your married. if you can afford to in this shitty economy :(

#48 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:15pm by hXcsoccerplaya

I guess she's the only one. u are screwed,

#49 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:30pm by aquarius6

I don't get it? what's the big problem with online dating? someone please enlighten me...

#50 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:42pm by misspeg

I give up. Who was it? Because, I'm sooo blonde that I have absolutely no clue as to who this might be. xDD

#51 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:54pm by cheetahboo2010

What's your poison?
Match.com?
eHarmony?
;)

#52 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:03pm by Aha09

TWO YEARS??? TWO fucking years??

The reality is that they probably had no one as pathetic as yourself with whom they could match you. So the computer defaulted to your one previous match, hoping that would be worth something.

Here's some advice: get a life, find some self-respect, and THEN you'll be more likely to be "matched" with someone normal.

#53 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:39pm by FerrariCake

As harsh as your post sounds, FerrariCake, I have to completely agree. OP, please cancel your membership, don't date for a while, take time to work on your personal issues (which sound pretty significant from what you posted). Good luck.

#54 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:26pm by lostfaithinpppl

YDI for bein a loser

#55 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:14pm by BunnyDrastic

big deal that shit happens on dating sites. man the fuck up and block her and move on. she clearly doesnt like you, and youll see what a waste those 2 years were when you find someone who actually likes you back. quit being a whiner

#57 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:42pm by Donnyk

Why is everybody saying shit about online dating? My boyfriend and I met through the are you interested app on facebook, and it turned out we had mutual friends(in real life). We love eachother and are talking about getting engaged.
OP-your only problem is that you chased after somebody for 2 years. Try a different website.

#58 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:02pm by darkmis1

the internetz are in your favor. go for it. I suggest dressing up as a giant rose and singing outside of her house. at two in the morning. and remember, the more she tells you she doesnt like you, the more she really does.

#59 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:06pm by Dubstep

i suggest u stop going on dating services n go out in the real life an find someone!

#60 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:18pm by kravitzz1990

I guess you're just meant to be together.

#61 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:48pm by clccvideo

FYL, indeed.

#62 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:11am by xApril

who??

#65 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:04am by melissa_10

So... how old are you and what are you wearing?

#68 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:49am by AlaskaRaven

Sounds like your both losers, probably belong together.

#71 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:44am by nd131262

Well, duh. If they matched you with her once, then there's the possibility that it might happen again, even if just by accident. Give it a rest already. This isn't even remotely FML material.

#72 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:01am by blastvortex

ask them for a refund!!

#73 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:54pm by kittenmeow

depends on why she broke up with you did you cheat or something or do you have a weird animal fetish ¿

#75 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:16pm by Anteezy

your life sucks because you use a dating service.

#76 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:05pm by 42billybob

... your sister?

#78 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:07pm by wannabangyo

comment love.

#82 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:54am by KatieGoesRawrr

y cant we delete comments?!?!?!?!?

#79 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:18pm by f_me247

that fucking sucks.

I was in love with a guy.. hell, still am.. for years now. Evry singl dating site I join, guess who is the best match for me within 100 miles? Yeaaaah. So I feel for you.

#81 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:56am by Noxnox

ha.... well u were ment to be. unless ur just really a stalker trying to win her back.

#83 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:14pm by abbylolz

i just think its sad that u cant find a person in your every day life and that u need a computer to tell you who ur match is.that,is what would depress me.

#84 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:19pm by lullabyy

OMFG THEY MATCHED YOU WITH OPRAH?

#86 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:16pm by Quionic7

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