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Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (3512)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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