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Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38083) - you deserved it (3093)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

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Ouch...

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:05am by halsduksmonstret

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And the girl you "liked" didn't correct the crowd and kiss you anyway? Well, now you know where you stand with her.

For people like you, you can always look for a glory hole.

#13 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:31am by perdix

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