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Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 2:02am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Lol, that sounds beautiful and romantic.

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:42am by xxmollyxx

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In some cultures, vomiting on your food is considered respectable and a sign of favor in the locals' eyes.

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 10:52am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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