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Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML
In some cultures, vomiting on your food is considered respectable and a sign of favor in the locals' eyes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014