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Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38675) - you deserved it (4071)

On 10/25/2009 at 3:19pm - love - by rollercoaster (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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so what the hell is his final decision???? btw, ur better off not dating indecisive guys who always change their minds.

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:14pm by ziqi92

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People pay big bucks to ride on roller coasters, he's giving you a ride on an emotional one for free. Every time he takes you back, go "Click, click, click, click" and every time he dumps you, put up your arms and go, "Wheeeeee!"

Have fun with his indecisiveness. When he finally decides to stay with you, kick him in the balls, hard, and run away! As he's vomiting, yell, "Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

#24 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:12pm by perdix

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