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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (4262)

On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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