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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Just explain. Not that big a deal

#6 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:12pm by Tarak

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Everyone saying YDI for not using condoms is a moron. Obviously you use condoms when having sex with someone if you're not sure it would be safe, but with your fiance? if she's on the pill no point, pill is way more effective than condoms as a contraceptive, and you had better know by then whether or not your partner has diseased. So what I'm trying to say is stupid people who don't understand sex STFU

#39 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:14pm by dsrs3777

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