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Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (55547)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version

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Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:20pm by Narzhul

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If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? its your own fault so no i dont feel sorry for you.... just for him

#8 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm by phanotomsea

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