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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (4723)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...

#6 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:04pm by perstephane

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What an asshole, FYL.

#7 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:08pm by StrickenNerve

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