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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (3286)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Forgotten One - Sent from mobile version

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You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.

#3 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:45am by blastvortex

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get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:38am by smartass101

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